Revising 60's hits 

    Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. 

They include: 

Bobby Darin --- 
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash. 

Herman's Hermits --- 
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker. 

Ringo Starr --- 
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends. 

The Bee Gees --- 
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip. 

Roberta Flack --- 
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face. 

Johnny Nash --- 
I Can't See Clearly Now. 

Paul Simon --- 
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver. 

The Commodores --- 
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom. 

Marvin Gaye --- 
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts. 

Procol Harem --- 
A Whiter Shade of Hair. 

Leo Sayer --- 
You Make Me Feel Like Napping. 

The Temptations --- 
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone. 

Abba --- 
Denture Queen. 

Tony Orlando --- 
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall. 

Helen Reddy --- 
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore. 

Leslie Gore --- 
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And Last but NOT least: 

Willie Nelson --- 
On the Commode Again.